what in the world...!?

I am gracious, dazzling, fantastic HUGO TAR, and they... are not-so-special brothers Linus and Black Tar.
I like to write and draw, the products of which you can find on their respective pages on the navigation bar (in case you're slow, writing and sketchbook under main). I am also very dedicated, if you could not tell by now. What I mean by 'dedcated' is, I dedicate myself quite strongly to supporting my interests. Enter: the shrines. Under that lovely navigation section, find Philip, Gravy, Storybooks, and the ever-changing Hugo's Room. All are temples, shrines, dedication-offices- whetever you may call them- to the aforementioned subjects. Because I like them very much. Don't tell Black Tar!


Now you may be wondering how to get about in this big, grand, wonderful house. Well, I have the answer.
Soon enough you'll be able to sign up and sign in to the WEBIFIED TAR HOUSEHOLD, all so that you can send prim little messages in the soon-to be forum, and also just for novelty. Now, however, distract yourself with visiting each page, which you can find along the top under the awning- or roof, or whatever you call it- either in or out of order- whichever one is more amusing to you. Another option is consulting the dandy galaxy, which you can find on the footer if you scroll waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down. Or, simply click here.

will you be my friend?

Hark! My name is HUGO TAR and I live here with my brothers, pet, and kind-of-noble servant. So without further ado, WELCOME... to the lobby of the Tar household. Please marvel at the stairs.
My home doesn't have anything overtly bad in it, but may be unsuitable for some audiences because of features such as autoplay, moving images, and flashing lights. I humbly encourage you to practice visitor discretion.

I'm much a beginner at this interior design goulash, meaning this residence will definitely be a little strange at times. I'll redecorate it regularly (to the best of my ability) and hope that at each time of its renewal it will properly showcase the extent of my designing ability.

HUGO! PHILIP!

HUGO!!! Go back to your room!


I'm terribly sorry about that. I presume we have gotten off on the wrong tone so far, due to my younger brother ransacking what would have been a delightful introduction.

My name is Black Tar, but never call me "Black". I am the real housemaster and the real designer and curator of the household. All of this was built by me. In any case- oh, HUGO! ROOM! Sorry- I would like to extend to you a kind greeting and invitation to stay awhile.

If you're wondering who is letting two children muck about under the care of their much-older brother, worry not. While we may be parentless (or, to some, parent-free), I do have housekeeper, servant, and legal guardian Charles to keep them in check. Aside from that, I commandeer the ship. Now, let's begin with a simple run-down of how things work.

Schedule - Homemap

Living Room is test text
Kitchen is test text
Dining Room is test text
Pantry is test text
Denis test text
...and that being that, now we get into the PRIVATE ROOMS, which contain the content regarding the members of the Tar household.
Black Tar's Room is test text
Linus's Room is test text
Hugo's Room is test text
The Doghouse is test text
...and then we venture outdoors.
The Back Yard is test text

Directory - Features

Jukebox playing "beats"
Digital home-robot "Breaker"
Dropdowns
Javascript
Grand staircase
As such the first, autoplay

making eye contact

Pantry

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I was SO born November 9th!

what in the world...!?

I am gracious, dazzling, fantastic HUGO TAR, and they... are not-so-special brothers Linus and Black Tar.
I like to write and draw, the products of which you can find on their respective pages on the navigation bar (in case you're slow, writing and sketchbook under main). I am also very dedicated, if you could not tell by now. What I mean by 'dedcated' is, I dedicate myself quite strongly to supporting my interests. Enter: the shrines. Under that lovely navigation section, find Philip, Gravy, Storybooks, and the ever-changing Hugo's Room. All are temples, shrines, dedication-offices- whetever you may call them- to the aforementioned subjects. Because I like them very much. Don't tell Black Tar!


Now you may be wondering how to get about in this big, grand, wonderful house. Well, I have the answer.
Soon enough you'll be able to sign up and sign in to the WEBIFIED TAR HOUSEHOLD, all so that you can send prim little messages in the soon-to be forum, and also just for novelty. Now, however, distract yourself with visiting each page, which you can find along the top under the awning- or roof, or whatever you call it- either in or out of order- whichever one is more amusing to you. Another option is consulting the dandy galaxy, which you can find on the footer if you scroll waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down. Or, simply click here.