He takes lots of pills. Because he is a little bit crazy, and it is awfully visible, Hugo's older brother, with Charles the Housekeeper & Guardian's agreement, made him take mood stabilizers and antipsychotics because, well, why not, and they don't do anything anway. He takes three pills in the morning and one at night, plus melatonin if he is feeling extra awake.
He hates how people taste even though it was awfully addictive for him, so maybe the addiction is to the texture. Or something, because nobody really knows. His favourite song is Wachtmuziek by Joost, or maybe RABENVATER by TIEFBASSKOMMANDO. One day to his doorstep is delivered a yellow box with a note, ‘open with care,’ and nothing more. Hugo, being the type that does the opposite of what is ordered, takes the box up to his room in secret when Black Tar tells him to just ignore it. In his room Hugo opens the box rather roughly, a terrible mistake, and out leap near-thousands of tiny green lizards that saunter to and attach themselves in side-to-side proximity to one another to the walls and ceiling of Hugo’s bedroom. Hugo hates reptiles, so he bolts out of his room and to Linus’, to whom he clings fast, blubbering about reptilian wallpaper, and Linus, in similar fear to Hugo’s, calls Black Tar to do the exterminating. Black Tar, having expected Hugo’s disobedience, clears the room of the lizards with a vacuum, but doesn’t dispose of the box, which sits upon Hugo’s desk rather innocuously. So, thus is the origin of the box that holds all of Hugo’s toys.
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