like i said... a cute story about how people taste
One bright 2005 day Hugo accidentally kills someone at a party. To cover it up he eats them, only leaving the bones which he buries like a dog. From then on he decides that he’s going to taste every person’s flesh that he can since the taste was initially so addictive, only sparing his brothers and household friends.
The storybooks are filled with cool and interesting characters like Philip, a fake Swede who is also our titular character's best friend, and Janko Janko, an anthropomorphization of Hugo's nightmares.
note... hugo may be a cannibal, but that doesn't mean you should be too!
a cute story about how swedes taste
It wouldn't be very nice to spoil anything, so the author, generously, will not. Read his stories, as you can find under the "READ" tab of the navtab, graciously provided to you to the left. Well, you know... you got here using it, surely. Any-way, the author will provide a brief description of each character below. For the full character profiles, please consult the "CHARACTERS" tab.
About HUGO TAR
Hugo is an imaginarily-plagued young man, always in hs head, and always grasping in a sweaty palm a phone busy with connecting the aformentioned young person to his best friend, Philip Jesperssen. He hates his older brother and loves toys.
About LINUS TAR
Linus is the youngest of the Tar brothers. He has a rather strong emotional connection to a stuffed cat, which he totes around every-where he may go, and is chronically anxious to the point of possibly being described as paranoid.
About BLACK TAR
Named after a very nasty substance, Black Tar is the stuffy oldest brother of Hugo and Linus', always making sure they are on their best behaviour and are displaying courteousness and politeness in their every-day lives.
About CHARLES MA
The second-to-final member of the Tar household, Charles is both the servant and the legal guardian of all three boys. He is rarely seen around the household, always hiding away dusting in crevices.
About JANKO JANKO
Janko Janko is, unfortunately for Hugo, the anthropomorphization (did I spell that right?) of the middle Tar's bad dreams, which he has very many of. He is a mute and usually just stalks around Hugo's bedroom or behind his back.
About PHILIP JESPERSSEN
The only notable character who does not plague the Tar house, Philip is Hugo's pessimistic best friend, often rather self-deprecating and blue. He is supposedly from the fake land of Sweden, and exists only in Hugo's telephone.
TIMELINE
it all begins 28 May, 2023...
when the idea stage hits, then continues for several, several months. maybe six or so, until November.
then comes the writing stage, when dear pola is hard at work scrawling on restaurant napkins and doodling in math books.
then is Now, Today, when the website comes to be and excellent pola is hard at work really fleshing out his monstrosity of a most lovely story.
after that is the Future, when pola has done all thirty-odd volumes of hugo's world and all its inhabitants are so happy they jump for joy and off the pages right into poladazmiu's mouth, and it is a joyous day, or something like that. sometimes things happen.
