yes, yes, the allegations are true... i do most certainly have a girlfriend.
and i will add that she is the pinnacle of perfection, on the precipice of godlyness, and very much angelic. she is everything.
i find it near-impossible for the existence of such a perfect entity to be true, so most of hugo's world is dedicated to her perfection, beause hugo is perfect too, and she could be philip if she so desired, and i could be hugo. or the other way around.
i will leave her unnamed because i fear an onslaught of people seeking to steal away my girl, but i will make sure to tell you all that even her name radiates some crazy amount of holiness. just like her.
Warm grey
